Step one: Forget everything you think you know. Develop
strong critical thinking skills and rational thought.
Step two: Change every single aspect of your life. Right now
– as in, this very instant. Repeat as necessary.
Step three: Submit to overwhelming anxiety as your life
choices affect those around you.
Step four: Increase your alcohol consumption and offset with
increased coffee intake. Balance in all things.
Step five: Fall madly in love, while doubting yourself
completely. Do it anyway.
Step six: Become financially independent. A good way to do
this is to get a job.
Step seven: Be profoundly happy. It’s not selfish.
Step eight: Be incredibly lonely. It’s just a feeling.
Step nine: Be mindfully present. Nothing is forever, except
for right now.
Step ten: Be completely yourself.
Congratulations! You’re human. Good luck with that.
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